This is the best man.
She is awesome.
Jaylene calls her “Niki Becki”, but Brion exclusively calls her “Beckwith”. He once referred to her by what they now refer to as “the N word” (“Nikole”) and were disturbed by it for days.
She is an incredible playwrite, caring human being and amazing friend. You’re basically guaranteed pretty thrilling conversation if you engage her for even a moment. (She particularly excels at video chats)
Brion and Beckwith met in an intensive acting program and bonded over their inflexibility. Once they made eye contact with outstretched arms nowhere near touching their far far off feet while the rest of class caressed their toes with their fingertips, they knew the awesomeness was on.
She likes boys that all look the same, maintaining a remarkably consistent devotion to “type”. She makes cartoons, plays the ukulele, and is perhaps the best big sister ever.
Her work organizing Brion’s bachelor party was exemplary, surely only to be exceeded by her showing in Bisbee.
Prepare yourself to Behold The Beckwith.


that acting class was really expensive, 800 big ones. i never intended on paying, but decided discovering brion in a city of millions was worth 500 dollars, i absolved myself of the last 3oo dollars owed seeing as he promptly moved to los angeles.
Slippery isn’t he?